• Mood: bitchy
• Music: It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I feel fine)

I just can't win.

For a while I've been trying to figure out why I can't ever download movies that are local from AnimeMusicVideos.org. It works at school but not at home. strange. Well I finally got my dad on it and we tried everything. We have finally figured that it has something to do with our router, so if I want to download anything from that site I'll have to do it at school. I really wanted to download the movie that was the winner for comedy music video. If you haven't seen it read the lyrics they are hysterical, but the video makes it better.



I wish I was a Lesbian and not a hetero,
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go
and all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo!
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero.

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight,
I would sleep with women only, man it would be great!
I could throw away my diaphragm I wouldn't wanna mate!
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight, hey!

I wish I was a lesbian I'd like to be a dyke,
I would hang with K.D. Lang, Mel Gibson take a hike,
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian I'd like to be a dyke.

I wish I was a lesbian that's why this song is sung,
it shouldnt' have to matter how someone is hung,
other things are more important - like how you use your tongue!
blblblblbl I wish I was a lesbian that's why this song is sung, hey!

(I dare Casey Casem to play this)

I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true,
then maybe I'd understand you guys and all you do,
but if I was a lesbian I wouldn't have to!
I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true, hey

I wish I was a Lesbian and not a hetero,
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go
and all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo!
(I hate that damn machismo)
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero.
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero.
I wish I was a lesbian and not a heterooooooo.
blblblblblblblblbl






In a lighter note, Hurricane Jeanne, wait that's not a lighter note! Sorry I'm having a fight with my other personality. Hurricane Jeanne is coming and there's nothing we Floridians can do. Nothing we can do! C'mon bitch bring it on. We Floridians know how to take on a Hurricane now. We're prepared for anything you got. Now where did I put those flashlights! Oh must go buy useless things like D batteries for my mini TV set. And oh yes, must buy Bleach. Don't know what the bleach is for just know I need it. But the most important thing of all is my sanity. Now where did I put that?