bitchyI wish I was a Lesbian and not a hetero,
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go
and all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo!
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero.
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight,
I would sleep with women only, man it would be great!
I could throw away my diaphragm I wouldn't wanna mate!
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight, hey!
I wish I was a lesbian I'd like to be a dyke,
I would hang with K.D. Lang, Mel Gibson take a hike,
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian I'd like to be a dyke.
I wish I was a lesbian that's why this song is sung,
it shouldnt' have to matter how someone is hung,
other things are more important - like how you use your tongue!
blblblblbl I wish I was a lesbian that's why this song is sung, hey!
(I dare Casey Casem to play this)
I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true,
then maybe I'd understand you guys and all you do,
but if I was a lesbian I wouldn't have to!
I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true, hey
I wish I was a Lesbian and not a hetero,
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go
and all that awful facial hair and yucky machismo!
(I hate that damn machismo)
Ooooh I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero.
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero.
I wish I was a lesbian and not a heterooooooo.
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In a lighter note, Hurricane Jeanne, wait that's not a lighter note! Sorry I'm having a fight with my other personality. Hurricane Jeanne is coming and there's nothing we Floridians can do. Nothing we can do! C'mon bitch bring it on. We Floridians know how to take on a Hurricane now. We're prepared for anything you got. Now where did I put those flashlights! Oh must go buy useless things like D batteries for my mini TV set. And oh yes, must buy Bleach. Don't know what the bleach is for just know I need it. But the most important thing of all is my sanity. Now where did I put that?
